Ward Churchill

With an act of unparalelled douchebaggery, Mr. Ward Churchill once again tops the list.
And yes, that's "Mr. Churchill", not "Professor Churchill".
I'll reserve the honorofics for those who've actually earned it, thank you very much.

Those who've been paying attention will remember Mr Churchill as the disgraced University of Colorado Professor of Ethnic Studies whose disgusting comments about the 9/11 World Trade Center victims got national press, and the unwashed adulation of mindless liberal sheep everywhere.

Of course, the notoriety came at a price to Chruchill.

Now a public figure, he could no longer hide in the shadows, hoping his "academic accomplishments" went unquestioned and uninvestigated.

It wasn't long before his claims of Native American ancestry were completely debunked, his "artistic" work uncovered as plagiarized, and his "academic" work revealed as totally fraudulent.
Churchill was investigated by UofC's Investigative Committee, a subcommittee of the Standing Committee on Research Misconduct. The committee agreed unanimously that Churchill had engaged in "serious research misconduct," including four counts of falsifying information, two counts of fabricating information, two counts of plagiarizing the works of others, improperly reporting the results of studies, and failing to “comply with established standards regarding author names on publications.” In addition, the committee found him "disrespectful of Indian oral traditions."

But, of course, being a tenured far-left professor at a far-left University does allow you a significant berth of leeway... and so Churchill remains, to this day, on the UofC rolls. Did I expect anything else? No, not really... but one can hope.

So what we have here is an established douchebag, who apparently saw his star as fading, and so decided to remind the world that he still remains... well... a douchebag.

At Baltimore's "Mid-Atlantic Radical book fair" (Yeah, it actually exists. They can read. Go figure.) on the 4th of July, while the rest of the country was celebrating our independence, and the sacrifices made by far braver men and women of the military who bought that for us with their blood, Churchill was addressing the small group in attendance. (Okay, so some of them can read.)
During his episode of appearance, which was filmed by a documentary group from Walking Eagle Productions, Churchill tried to rally the dupes with his typical doped-up-iguana-like charm. Even his core supporters were noteably unimpressed, returning only a smattering of grudging applause and half-hearted chuckling.
So Ward apparently decided he needed to get plain-ole' ig-nent, and take another dip from the 9/11 victims well.

Churchill chuckled over the hijacking of the 9/11 flights. His eyes glazing over with joyful reminisence, he noted,
"You do remember, the incident which the terrorists overpowered the stewardess
on the aircraft and tweezed her eyebrows with his tweezers, until she screamingly
submitted to fly the plane into a building remember that one?"
adding,
"Tweezers… tweezed into submission."

One can just imagine him reclining afterward and sighing, "ahh.... good times. Good times."

Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

He's so fucking wrong on so many fucking levels... it's hard to believe he's even an actual human being. I'd find him more believeable as some badly-written, hand-wringing, moustache twirling villain in an old cartoon somewhere.

I take that back. Snidely Whiplash was never as two-dimensional as this piece of shit.


Final Judgement: LEVEL 4 DOUCHEBAG!